Weekly horoscopes for March 30-April 5, 2025, highlight important advice for each zodiac sign, including managing children’s behaviour, limiting culinary experiments, and being aware of social relationships. Recommendations range from keeping items out of reach for children to assessing screen time and weather-appropriate clothing. Enjoy friendships and engage in outdoor activities for family joy.
Aquarius: This week, it’s crucial to keep items out of reach of children. Your youngest might struggle with impulse control, leading to unexpected haircuts, like entering the shower with eyebrows intact but leaving without them.
Pisces: Refrain from sharing your darker humour this April Fool’s Day. Taking your kids rabbit hunting and distributing Easter candy will likely result in distress and possibly therapy costs.
Aries: Limit your culinary creativity this week. A dish like strawberries and cream yakisoba may seem innovative but will likely upset your stomach and taste buds.
Taurus: Indeed, there is a conspiracy against you this week. The landfill visit has upset local seagulls, who now plot against you and your shiny truck. Consider investing in some tarps.
Gemini: Take a step back to ensure you have approval before initiating a new project. Although you are eager to build a chicken coop, halting due to council decisions would disappoint you and the hungry coyotes circling your backyard.
Cancer: Avoid switching to summer attire for a few weeks. Wyoming’s unpredictable weather fluctuates between cold and warm, risking being perceived as eccentric while shovelling snow in shorts.
Leo: It might be time to reassess your interactions with others. The existence of a group chat excluding you raises concerns, akin to the visit of three ghosts on Christmas Eve.
Virgo: With spring practices underway in Laramie, excitement is high. Stock up on antacids in anticipation of the emotional rollercoaster set for the upcoming season.
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